HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! IT IS THE YEAR OF THE RAT, SO WE, AS AN OWL, WILL DEFINITELY CONQUERS BECAUSE WE ARE THE PREDATOR OF THE RAT! ONLY THIS BIRD OF PREY, THE OWL, IS ABLE TO KILL AND OWN THE RAT IN NO TIME. WITH THIS VERY AUSPICIOUS SIGN, I BELIEVE THAT WE ARE ACTUALLY ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY.
Logics of WHY OWL WILL OWN for Dummies
To own, you will need skill and luck
got skill but no luck then GG
got Luck but no skill then GGXX
so got both luck and skill
then...
ULTIMATE OWNING PWNAGE UNSTOPPABLE MACHINE
Owl as now in present
[imba PL, sup] let this be w
[wise APL, joel] let this be x
[cunning Lionel] let this be y
[mysterious Jason fri the 13th] let this be z
[the quick-witted and mouth Boon King] let this be q
w+x+y+z+q = GODLIKE OWNAGE
{somehow}
This is actually true, u can go home and try the experiment, u will get the same outcome.
Reminder
SEC 1
1) please tell me your email address
2) your full name
3) joel and i will bring u to scout HQ next week tues and fri to get ur scout uniform, please bring $100
4) please study your scout handbook, if you are not sure of anything or have difficulty, please inform either me or joel, we will help you
5) next monday, 11th of feb, all of you will be tested! do pass and uphold the 'owl 100% pass legacy'
SEC2 & 3
1) PLEASE SEND YOUR PATROL LOGS TO ME BY THE 10th of FEB
2) UNABLE TO DO SO WILL FACE CONSEQUENCES
hope all of you will have a good rest
next week Joel will collect patrol fund!
I will be working on the owl t-shirt design!
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U. Sup
UFO'08
jessica alba prefers owl to any other birds
she loves us!
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